May 2013
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fuckyeahtheglassphoenix:
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
morning sex
afternoon sex
dinner sex
after meal sex
i made pancakes sex
good morning sex
they kids are at school sex
shower sex
bored sex
make up sex
break up sex
obama won sex
romney lost sex
monday sex
tuesday sex
wednesday sex
thursday sex
friday sex
saturday sex
monday sex
there is nothing on tv sex
...
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Watching the Series Finale of Northern Exposure with very expensive whiskey. And it’s a good time.
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
the-manila-institute:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
partypetunia:
pizz4s:
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
davedirk:
davedirk:
gallafrenga:
davedirk:
ppl who tag literally every post w everything possible
i… I dont understand what you’re trying to say with that gif.
oh my god i made these posts when i was delirious on anti-cold meds why this
Okay you are slicing a chocolate loaf to express distaste?
tomhiddlesbitch:
things that need a movie:
hawkeye
black widow
new hulk
Things that are getting a movie
angry birds
Things that need a movie:
T’Challah, king of Wakanda
Things that are getting a movie:
Hank Pym, spouse-abuser and drunkard extraordinaire
enochnochjoke:
hannibal/supernatural crossover
suppernatural
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thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
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fatshosho:
au where hannibal introduces will to knitting as a form of therapy and he stays up till the early hours of the morning making dog sweaters muttering “this is my design”
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This really isn't that difficult to grasp.
tzikeh:
1) Benedict Cumberbatch gave a phenomenal performance as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Into Darkness.
2) The casting of a white man as Khan Noonien Singh in 2013 is HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC.
3) Both of these things can be true at the same time.
4) No, really; they can.
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“Do not drink tequila and then look at the sea. You will act high as fuck and...”
– Did I mention Katherine is on a cruise?
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“I took a lot of pictures of Greek for you. For funsies. Because I know how much...”
– Katherine knows that I love Greek about as much as Clytemnestra liked Agamemnon after he sacrificed Iphigeneia. I suspect she is teasing me.
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“I don’t know that I’d want to go to Rome on our honeymoon…not sure I’d like to...”
– Katherine’s in the Aegean, and finally shot an email my way. A particularly touching and amusing passage I wanted to share because of how much I love her.
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the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
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polygl0t:
youfoundmeonascreen:
If there is not yet a pornographic film about J.S. Bach called Air on a G-String, my only question is why the hell not?
Get together some friends. We can make this happen.
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timelordanon:
*screams from a rooftop* THE EIGHTH DOCTOR WAS A COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE DOCTOR WHO HAD COMPANIONS AND ADVENTURES AND SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS SUCH ALSO PAUL MCGANN HAS A PRETTY FACE
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magcargo:
i want to be buried with the complete Ke$ha discography
I hear in japan you can preload a playlist that will loop until the battery runs out. You could have Ke$ha playing in your casket long after you’re buried.
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PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN
batchix:
vrumblr:
jmrichards:
connivingwitch:
barbie-wears-pink-aviators:
BECAUSE
AND ALSO
JUST
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
OMYGOD YES
YES PLEASE
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!
YES.
Just the other day I was thinking who I would cast...
scandalousdan:
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
To friendship! AND RIMJOBS
there are literally five people on this website that understand that, daniel, and at least one of them doesn’t follow you!
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If there is not yet a pornographic film about J.S. Bach called Air on a G-String, my only question is why the hell not?
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M.Y.O.B.
Mind Your Own Butthole
citymod:
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
I'd like to register my disgust at the fact that...
In other news,
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fuckyeahtheglassphoenix:
buffythebamfireslayer:
hello friends who would like 2 send me music
what kind of music are you looking for. and how would you like it delivered
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bowtiesandlions:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.
A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.
No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
And maybe, just...
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bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
